The Lone Ranger

Released:  2013

OVERALL RATING:  *  .5
(on a scale of 1 to 4 - 4 being best)

Director:  Gore Verbinski
Writers:  Ted Elliot, Justin Heythe
Producers:  Jerry Bruckheimer, Gore Verbinski
Main Actors:  Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, William Fichtner, Ruth Wilson

Directing:  *
Plot:  *
Acting:  *  *  *
Predictability:  *  *  
Entertainment Value:  *

This movie is not worth your time.  I had such high hopes.  The visuals were okay and there were gunfights, explosions, and chases.  Surprisingly, this didn't make much of a difference to a pretty bad movie.

I have no idea what the writers where thinking.  Oh, that's right... THEY WEREN'T THINKING!!!  It was extremely stupid to have the story told by Tonto as a statue in a carnival exhibit that comes to life.  What was that?  Really?

Okay, so that is about all the time I will invest in reviewing this disappointment.

Favorite Scene:  The end of the credits.  Yeah, that bad.