Saturday, September 8, 2012

2-Headed Shark Attack

Released:  2012

OVERALL RATING:  * *
(on a scale of 1 to 4 - 4 being best)

Director:  Christopher Ray
Writers:  Edward DeRuiter;  H. Perry Horton
Producer:  David Michael Latt
Main Actors:  Brooke Hogan;  Christopher O'Connell;  Carmen Electra

Acting:  *
Direction:  * *
Story Line:  *
Entertainment Value:  * * * 
Predictability:  *

Worst love kiss on screen I have ever seen.  Couldn't the director get even a little passion out of Carmen Electra and Chris O'Connell?  I would have been more than happy to show Carmen how to passionately kiss him. 

Carmen Electra was absolutely horrible in this move.  It was obvious why they had cast her.  If I had seen one more gratuitous bikini shot of her, I was going to have to stab my eyeballs out.  Dude, really? 

Brooke Hogan was far better in this movie than Carmen Electra.  I actually kinda liked Brooke in the role as Kate.  She was pretty kick ass.  I loved it when she said her dad was a welder.  No he wasn't, he's a wrestler.  Hehe

Anyway, the entertainment value was high because I was laughing at half of the things going on.   It's so totally outrageous it's funny. 

Favorite Scene:  Lindsey's melt down and Kate's reaction - perfect.


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